And this is how my blog is revitalized. I experienced a drought in my life.. my desire to write shriveled. I did not entirely lose myself, but I did forget a piece of myself. Misplaced most likely. Somewhere. So I planted some blue flowers. Promise to forget-me-not.

documentation of my neuroses, eccentricities, imperfections, lame puns & other rad bullshit

Ques-twins & Answers

Ques-twins & Answers

Being a twin involves a lot of questions. The fascination people have with Tori and I can be pretty entertaining! It’s actually really funny some of the things we are asked.. Here are the most common questions with some mediocre answers:

 

Which Irwin twin are you?

– My name is Riley, but some people call me “Tori” for short. My favorite nickname is definitely “the other one”

Is twin telepathy real?

–Yes, yes it is.

Which one is the evil twin?

 –I feel like everyone already knows the answer to this.

Do you have the same menstrual schedule?

–The most random people ask us this at the most random times. The answer is we always seem to be really close if not at the same time! Noice!!!!

Are you the one dating Dylan?

Yesss! Funny story: when people congratulated Tori for winning homecoming with Dylan, she just went with it.

Do you mix each other up?

–Yeah all the time I forget who I am just because I look like my sister. *SARCASM*

Do you share a bedroom?

–Yes we do ( at my dad’s house & now we share a dorm) & we used to have bunk beds, but Tori made me sleep on the bottom because if a murderer ever came in our room, I’d be the first to die (because easy access to the bottom bunk) & she’d have time to escape. hashtag sister goalz

Who is better?

–People always ask us who is smarter, faster & just better in general, but let’s be real here…  we are both equally lame.

 



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