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THE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE STORY OF KARMA & BEANIE’S FIRST HIKE EVER

THE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE STORY OF KARMA & BEANIE’S FIRST HIKE EVER

 After moving to Flagstaff 6 months ago, I discovered a new dream of mine. It was inspired by the plethora of dog & owner dates I’d watch every Saturday morning through a window at Macy’s European Coffeehouse. I suddenly knew what I wanted in life. I decided in order to find happiness, I needed to adopt a dog on death row, live in a van, and solve mysteries together. But let’s be real here, with college going on, that fantasy wasn’t going to happen any time soon. So, when I came home winter break, with my broken-heart and all, I realized that I had six dogs who could temporarily fill that void- well, actually four a week later. Yeah I know, it was definitely a “Welcome Home Riley! Life Is PoopShitCrap” kind of week. Ha. Buuuutttt back to the story.. okay, so Tori and I decided to take two of our dogs, Karma and Beanie, both of which have social anxiety & extreme cases of couch potato syndrome, out for a hike. Well, here is how it went..

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Karma didn’t even make it to the car. Nice.

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Beanie beat the odds & successfully made it to the car.

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Beanie’s First Pee Break
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Beanie’s Second Pee Break
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Beanie’s 11th Pee Break
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Beanie about to take another pee break.
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Finally reached the trail head!
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17 seconds after reaching the trail head, Beanie decides it is time to go back.
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Refueling after the journey. Stay hydrated kids.

Pals, I hope you enjoyed this photo story of my naked dog. The hike may have been super duper short, but baby steps yuh know? We took many pictures because did you even go on a hike if you don’t take 530918472 pictures of yourself to post for the world to see? I mean everyone will be so amazed to know you walked a mile uphill and you wear sports bras when you exercise!! (Unfortunately, Beanie never reached the top, so we didn’t see a point in taking a sports bra pic of him flexing his limbs). Honestly, I have no idea what the purpose of this blog post is or why any of you took the time to read it, but kudos to you!! Have a great weekend!!! xo



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