LIPSTICK & LUNGES
YOU have been selected to receive two free passes on a totally legitimate cruise! This is not a scam. I repeat, this is NOT A SCAM! Click the link below to receive a special email with your special tickets because you were chosen with a million other special people! I am going to need your social security number, your mother’s maiden name, & your credit card number– no big dealio, am I right. But WAIT there’s more!!! This link is also the link to a blog post I wrote & I would love love loooovveee if you checked it out!! & hopefully you caught on to my joke & aren’t actually blocking me right now!!!!! Let’s all join hands, sing Kumbaya & understand my lame sense of humor together. Please.