documentation of my neuroses, eccentricities, imperfections, lame puns & other rad bullshit

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ESSENTIALS FOR THE 4TH OF JANUARY 2019

ESSENTIALS FOR THE 4TH OF JANUARY 2019

Purchase these items. Why? Because I am claiming they are totally awesome! & why wouldn’t you believe me? I am basically a famous Youtuber minus the fame & the Youtube channel. So..um.. get to it?

JOB INTERVIEW JARGON

JOB INTERVIEW JARGON

What better day to hold a job interview than on Black Friday? What better place than in line for your favorite store? What better time to come up with a company in general? That’s what I’m saying!

MEETING THE PARENTAL UNITS

MEETING THE PARENTAL UNITS

Okay, so you’re going to meet my parents. Take a deep breath. You’re good. “Just be yourself” hahahha LOL that’s a lot easier said than done. I know. Trust me, I know. Spray that lavender all over you—you’ve got this. 

WHAT'S BREWIN BOYS

WHAT'S BREWIN BOYS

Hello, my name is Riley and I am considered a regular at multiple coffee shops. Many baristas remember my order as soon as they see my face in line. Currently, I am cradling a cup of coffee in my hand. Dark roast is running through my veins. […]